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[June 2, 2012]
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I’m the commissioner now because I have a snitch cane. Win. Now, what should my first order of business be?
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
My favorite is Captain America as Sleeping Beauty.
Apparently I’m a bitch for not wanting to be a fifth wheel when my brothers going on a double date. My dad promised they’d behave. I might have went too far when I said that the crisis in the Middle East is as likely to be solved tonight.
Self harm is not a trend. Anorexia is not a phase. Depression is not an act. Homosexuality is not a choice. Sexual assault is not provoked. Suicide is not the result of cowardice. Grow up. I am so sick and tired of people picking on others because of a disorder or choice. If a friend is cutting - you help them, you don’t just point at them and call them ‘fucking emo’. If someone is gay, what the fuck is it to you? Seriously, it’s not necessary that you embrace that fact, you just have to accept it. It’s there and it will continue to exist whether you like it or not. Fuck.
Puss in Boots…
I just watchedPuss in Bootsfor the first time with my family. I really don’t know how to respond to the movie opening with his one night stand, drug reference, and emphasis on his prowess as a lover.
But I love this cat:
DYLAN.
I FUCKING MISSED MASTER CHIEF IN A FUCKING TUTU.
WHAT THE FUCK.
good
Did you hear that? It was the sound of thousands of Halo fanboys screaming in terror and then suddenly being silenced.
perfection
this man was perf omg
Conversations with my Family
Sometimes my dad says things that I have no idea how to respond to. For example, he was blasting music throughout the house. It was too loud to have a conversation so I asked him to turn it down (there is something backwards about a kid asking their parents to turn their music down…) and he responded, “But if I turn it down mom won’t be able to hear it outside.”
He has too much fun with our sound system. Once I woke up to the dulcet tones of “I Kissed a Girl” blasting though the house.
