i didnt know how badly i needed this until it found me
*raises arms to sky* thank
I’ve discovered that my most valuable life skills are expertise in Googling, understanding the art of BS, and napping sitting up.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
Ovulation is when the eggs say, “Fertilize me, baby!”
Menstruation is when the eggs say, “FUCK YOU BITCHES I’M CLAWING MY WAY OUT OF HERE!”
this is important
Dying. They are too cute.
(Source: amandaonwriting, via livinginlilac)
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he’s aggressively screaming meow?
JESUS YOU’RE RIGHT
i have seen this meow on my dash for ages and now i cant even remember what hes really sayin
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone”, then strutting out.
Wouldn’t this work better if she apparated out?
YOU CAN’T APPARATE IN HOGWARTS
Sorry, I don’t usually reblog when I’m told to but…in what universe would I not like a guy who reads?
(Source: catchingfray, via justabrowncoatedwench)